Shoot ‘Em Up
If you haven’t already wasted an hour and a half of your life watching the movie “Shoot ‘Em Up” then don’t watch it. Especially don’t waste $5 at the video store to rent it. At least wait until it comes out on the movie channel if you are feeling adventurous. I’ve never seen a movie with so much shooting in it. Like I mean there was too much shooting. The worst part is that the shooting made it look so much faker than it already was. The only thing I can think of is there is an award of some sort for the movie that comes out with the most shooting of guns in one movie and the producers of Shoot ‘Em Up really wanted to win it this year. At one point the “shooter”, also a carrot fanatic, goes into the gun factory to kill some bad guys but rigs the whole place up in a matter of seconds so that when the army of security guards come to shoot him down he can remotely shoot all of them with strings that he ran all over the place. Oh also, at the very ending he kills the governor of some state while on a plane because he was running a baby factory to get bone marrow to treat himself of some disease. After killing the governor he jumps out of the plane with a parachute only to be followed by yet another army of people shooting at him. It was the fakest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I think movie producers are running out of things to make movies about.
I watched it two nights ago, it was exactly what I thought it was going to be. I wasnt impressed or disappointed, it was just something to pass the time. But I have to admit, even for a movie that was as far-fetched as it was the sky diving gun fight looked way too fake and it was just too un-realistic.